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all right. i expect nothing less. happy wednesday, everyone. so earlier today, fbi director christopher wray testified about the attempted assassination of donald trump saying there are no indications that the shooter had help. we disagree. during the hearing, jerry nadler implied republicans are to blame for the trump assassination attempt. he also blames his pants for getting those slacks.as we're asking it, he said. the secret service has requested trump stop holding

outdoor rallies as an don'rnative. >> they recommended catching instay at ford's theater on the view. >> karine jean-pierre insisted joe biden is still very much the president. for proof, she provided a recent phototrump photo. joy reid says americans of color are going look real crazyf and weird if they don't vote for kamala harriscolour w.' >> in other words, they'll look like joy reid. harris a north korean balloon carrying trash landed in the south korean presidential this morning. >> i believe we have a picture . prince turns 40 next september and he's set to inherit $8.5 million, which he'll spend on a new pair of . a n

>> scientists say horse manure may be better than cow manure at generating electricity. atr at least we know the view is safe from blackouts . all right, let's get it going. thank you. so kamala harris is the democrat candidate for president of the united states. i'll give you a second to come to the borders. >> are you couldn't findd. our southern border on a map. but texas now wants to be america' bs in chief. kamala couldn't lead a campfire. sing along, let alone the country's armed forces. >> but does that matter? not to the media. not >> now, they would like this framed as a team sport battlet left versus right, democrat versus republican. repu reality, it's the media narrative, machine versus reality it'sy. and that machine is now fully operational. sod is now what you'll get is the propagandist image of a competent, inspiring, which is meant to cover up the harsh truth of a deceiving. i

the strategy is simple fill the shelf space lies, sohelf there's no room for anything else. quick name something harris hasi accomplished in the lastsh four years. besides building a ford out of empty cartonss boxed wine, you can't. do one can. but the dems don't care. the machines simply slotted her in where joe once was. >> i only hope wiped it down with lysol. first to get rid of the old man. smell, but to fulfill their goals, there's no way for them to stay in the realm of reality. >> as a result, the mainstream media is gearing to bombard us with a narrative that kamala is the answer. amazine's a ive thg, historic, , young and fresh. when the best they could say about joe was that he was disturbingly lif lifelike. but the narrative is firmly up against something else. the basketative is case theory. for as time marches on,s we'll see the flaws in theil

weirdness of kamala until holy america sees she's a basket case. and can you actually imagine her delivering a stateee he of e union or negotiating with putin or kim jong un? >>tiating , they speak better englishan se than she does. >> d after a few sentences from her, the translators would throw up their handsfeence and i'll take the firing squad. >> nowe . the on our only hope is after they hear about coconut school buses and venn diagrams, they'll be too confused to bombo us. so it's kamala the savior versus kamala. the basket. case and the goal of the media is to keep youir in thest nar first narrative so you don't enter the second. every joy, mika and joe will read from the same script tattooed on the inside of their eyelidscripts. it'll be the media equivalent of synchronized swimming. a lot of dorks kicking watern in your eyes so you don't see dn that they're drowning. it's exactly what they did with biden. try to keep you in there try. c he's sharp as a tack world and not in the he's a baskett in caa

world which, as you know, was a lie. harris herself too know wk in for almost four years. that should be the focus, not the linguist linguini. e am it's that she lied to the american people, aiding most egregious and dangerous political cover up in american ehistory. then when the time was right, she took his spot and his money . now, i do believe the modern media consumer is savvy enough to see this.nly yo >> certainly you won't fall for it. we've been burned by this stove many times before. the stove being the hoax . ducing media the stove that told you riots were mostly peaceful, trump said. uriots weostlthey were good . >> and joe's the sharpest knife in the drawer. jo not as sharp as theth ones his allies used to stab him in the back with. >> so remember who burned you last time as you experienceo burnd the orchestras hoax? >> yet that kamala, who's been a punchlint orchestrate for fou. it's anything more than a joke. so as we enter the homestretch just remember this. it's not kamala versus trump. it's versus reality. and if you fall into the u.s.

versus them frameworality ifk, you lose. because this time it's not just about competing ideology's. >> this time it's you versusvers the machine image reality, mostly peaceful versus a burneda downcefu, serious prosecutor ves bailing out felons. >> joe biden is very sharp versus we beat medicare, cheap fakes versus real dementia. you need dementi see this the wh you saw biden. and remember that the wae same i will shout in unison that they've never seen anyone as competent and inspiring as kamala harris are the same one ands. d who told you that a demented old man deserves to be the most powerful perso n earth? otherwise, the joke will be on us. e toand while she may be laughi, trust me, we won'tt me. >> let's just get. he spends his free time polishing his nightstick. former former nypd inspector and fox news contributor mauro.

his fans can't get enoughvito cyanide. writer and comedian joe devito says i've got a pretzel. a salty, twisted it and popular in germany. "new york times" besin germanyti author and fox news contributor kat timpbuf harry has to take selfies with the hubble. lescop "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nba champione r, comed paul hesitate advice to donald trump because he's done quite well withoutat h me. but when you heard kamala was the democratic candidateeardas, you start thinking, how does he handle her? does he uso e the same strategy' that he would use with biden? >> he can't. it's like reviewing a really bad hollywood movie, right. because that's a she is. she's a hollywood production. that's what we're about to get, right. this that's is the equivalentcally

politically of ant-man versus the flesh. >>of and the temple of doom or something, right. it's really we're about to be argued, produced into the idea that she's anything more than she was. >> but let's be honest here.who what she reallshy is, is a hobby for a bunch of retirees. look who's running this. cloonea buncetireey. >> obama. julia roberts, right? mm-hmm. they're all husbandss. >> so most of us, you know, you know, you go go build modele airplanes. you go bowling or something like that. thes o g ore guys decide they're goig to run our lives in retirement. >> it's, you know. clooney go play pickleball or some leave us alone. stay out of it. but that's what's going on there. tinkering with a clooney doesn't even live in america les but apparently decides he's going to run it. and that's what's really going on. run s goinyou have a bunch of r who are going to tell us all how to run our lives. hruyeah, it's like a retired version of the expendables and th oe enemy. trump it's not about kamala. it's about fighting trump. ts not arristhey care who it iss >> it's the machine that matters. thhejoe do you think this

brainwashing will have effect s on the american people of 202? have we been educated by the fake news? >> i it's i'm really scare d. y i'm really scared. although i'm noticing that all the footage they show of biden now, it doesn'ent look likesn't the in memoriam segment at an awards show that, yes, thik liks is this is not a living person they're talking about now. >> they're just moved to move out of the way. yes. so, yeah, i'm i' am m i am afrad because they're we're going to see a media assault like we see like seen before.emoc and the democratic convention is going to pull out. every celebritrati l ouy is to be just oscar like the oscars, except you're going to wish will smith excel wishd you. >> but on the other hand, they're the same people who a couple of months ago were saying dump kamala. and a month ago they were saying that joe biden was still among the living. they were sayinge saying that. far what do you say? far beyond cogent? is it just now, you know, if you hear someone say you're cogent, start shopping for floosay you r arrangements e you're in big trouble.

yes. you know, so if you say talk about cogent, how bad, is it?e d yes.spry it's like saying spry. yeah. if they say you're spry over. o yeah. yeah. they're pushing you off a cliff. c i is the spring chicken. chick yeah. who is this? oh, he's a spring chicken. yeahenht. so this. yes, this is going to be bad. they're talking about how she has more energy because she can talk, you can smile, she can dance, she can mov e. a nine volt battery has more energy than joe biden. >> but here's the thing. she's got a couple of weeks she wen. o conventio she won't be able to keep her mouth shut that long. so the more she talk st thats, y people are going to say, this lady is nuts. >> i don't know. i think they're going to keep under wraps, kat, but do you think like, oh, you know, we were ther e first with her laugh. >> we were there first with her. word saladfirst wi is it time tt that stuff and focus more on justhad focu the fact that it's a machine? it's not a candidate. t you?y well, it i mean, i think i it's sadly time for me to remind everyone that even after the debate, there were a lot of people who were going to vot wer goinge.

>> joe. yeah, like they didn't have i get why he got replaced because of that. but for some people, it really doesn't matter. it's about whichdi matteabou pa. and that's that's all. and yet people the media already is making it look pretty cool. people are going to get really excited overe this historicg ya thing. and that's that's a lot of help. i meanda yada a, the media can createte people all the time. you can win a popularity contest, not even really doing anything by creating a brand of a human being. >> yes. and that's what's going whagointo happen i just hope ti mean, sadly, i don't want us to all like, destroy each other and our personal lives because of this election. i mean, people are not really talking about trump getting shot anymore. yeah. and people are saying, oh, it's time for civilityre. l be it's not. i really would like it to still be time for that. yeah. and time for that ongoing. mm-hmm. you know, tired. is it t like one of those thingr in a relationship where it's in those early moments, you thinkts the person is absolutely

wonderful and then you say, the i do, and it's all downhill. >> yesn yoy i'. in >> you wake up in vegas. yeah. you thought she was female? i still look, but, you know, great cook.w. >> so we decided to stick it out. you know, i feel you shouldst just clean out now. just keep going. t you've been meaning to talk about this for a long. y are they're going to vote because it's not evegoe it'sn about her it's the anti-trump versus trump. that's what thiss th really all comes down to. trump is so scary to them s that they were willing to have retired. he's run and expire he so because biden was past retired bif he was milk you could paste him on something like dat but the expiration date they kept change you know it's good. it's good. are you sure this smells like spoiled milk? no, it. it's fine. tastd fiasting ie it.ood no, i throw up every time. s no, it's good.

it's good. it's so good.d >> then it's not good to try. this other milk that feels like the same mil k. s it's just. it has on the top of iamt. >> so, i mean, you're 1,000%.0 c it's again, it's just under new management. they the same enw magement box. it's just under new management. so but they don't care. and she also outsmarted themthem because obama and them didn't want her right. thnoogian and then were like, hey, we'll do it. and she's like, no, no, i get to keep the money becauswantt be that's her and biden's money. so this wasn't this peachy coming of agmoney e. i think she made her she took t her shot and she took itooamazi and it's amazing that biden, who's so loved by his familyov faf, the day he steps would down with you, i would think be ad i'm nohetty ba longer going to be the leader of the free world. and that'sof when the wife hops on a plane. >> yes. wow. she's nol t ag about the timing of all that. she's not coming back. she couldn'the's not he couldn't a step down her stairs without her being there. and, you know, but as soon

as he's noereingoot deuces him , i don't want to i don't wantrum to spread any rumors here. but what if hunter's with? he's comforting her during this time of need he's going to putmg >>e high in mile high. >> all right? he's got to earn that, you know. yeah e, he's got to get that commitment somehow. yeah, that is true. we're in short supply from the head of the fbthi. >> gum problems could be the th start of a domino effect. start of a domino effect. >> periodontitis, active gume ua repair, breath freshener, clinically proven to help reverse the four signs of early gum disease. >> a toothpast e from? periodontist. >> the gum experts with cascader platinum. plus i have up my dust game plus i have up my dust game and see in tha machine. t plus i have up my dust game and see in tha machine. watching platinum plus gives you the highest standard sc even in your mission. >> clean enough for you?g outsid yeah it's great. >> load done cascade platinum

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about the fbi investigation into trump's assassination attempt. >> roll it, myrtle. why was president trump notpe kept off the stage? we don't know the answer to that. do you hav >> we don'e access? the communications that were going on at the time o in that critical 5 minutes? i don't know the exact answer to that. he did e exac a search for, quote, how far away was oswald from kennedy? nnedy. and so that's a search that obviously is significant in terms of his statat obvioe o so the big news, the guy googled the jfk assassination. that's the revelation. that's about as incriminating as googling. greg gutfeldiminatin packs. i mean, if you try to round up d everyone did that. there'd be no one left on earth that i was before i lost weight

. tyrus. i get this. i think he thought that that thinnformatin was going to, likm met with some kind of audible gasp. but audible gaspi think what hed means anything. >> it's about how did you let is a let t flight get there? he was a 20 year old dirt bag. who was i mean, let's not forget that this was anrigh attempted assassination attempt to where we have footage of the the attempted assassin wandering around trying to find out where he was parked. he literally was walking around. had , is this the right building? is this building? he had time to get a ladder. to gethe door was the gates wee locked so police couldn't get in and you?don't the only answer you have is.kn i don't know. yeah. and it seems to me and again, i said before, we we if wejust all just sit like the new campaign slogan for, for, ford u president, anything should just be we should just sit back. ever eveey taly time they try tk to you, come back again because . we already know. we already know what it is. and it's getting the fac

at whenet that in in history repeats itself when bad deeds are done and in the name of martyrdom or whatever the hell it is. hatevealways so many questionsan and there are always down roads that makes zero sense. he's the head of the fbi. and you mean like literally ife somebody goes on facebook and writes, i love president trum o andp will be st down in like 6 seconds. so you got a guy who's googlin ggure in the area by the president and you couldn't figure that out. like i sait.d, they couldn't. it seemed like it was opened up for him. i mean, he had literallyha resistance and that's just impossible. other than that,sistance people screaming, look at the guy up there. so, again, i think the crowd telle crows us story and just wt to play it out. but they're all trying to get in line. and i thin k it's save your time right now in the white house. >> kat, i meanw , google the jfk assassination before you have breakfast every single day. >> i still don't understand that. doesn't everyoneundersta. i this is just i mean, it's hard. just see these institutions, after all we've been seein sgw r

over the past however many years and be like, wow, we found a new low. but we really did. i mean, and this is areal remarkable it's an i would sayna it's an unfathomable low, actually. and then they're saying, you know, wolf, i don't think i trump should have rallies outside. >> mm-hmm. like, that's that's your answer here. at's youyeah. the secret service that's supposed to be, you know, the highest rankincret ser bg or protecting the highest ranking individuals except fore situ apparently in extreme lituations like outside. yes. that's crazy. i mean, you could get local rednecks to doutside t . yes.read hey, us black necks would do net to. yeah. it's like you just say justus highert hi local rednecks. >> yeah, they just, like, put us in the secret service, putd n a sign that said, no lifeguard on duty, you know? and then they just movedy move d it's like, okay, did we stop w building high rises after 911? no. like, did we cancel outdoor concerts after the vegas massacre? no, it just seems like they're saying the vems wet

can't guarantee your protection because you're outsideguarante e you're outside. >> but i don't understand. why is there not aren't you the head of the fbi? and you couldn't figure out what happened to the former president? so you should resign? >> yeah. why are the there should be massive resignations, joe. >> it's just basically they're giving out this information because. >> the actual conclusion is too humiliating that there's no how you explain how this guy was able to best the secreto service, that conclusion is humiliating. >> it's well, i didn't know the power of a slanted roof. >> yes, it creates a forcefield. >> the agents, the powerless. well, of the.un >> ever seen someone walk around with a ladder and thought he's up to good things? yes.if yeah. he got a bucke youndt and he ait got a bucket of paint with him. exactly. you don't see a kitten crying? yeahm or don. >> so at this point, i almost would prefer if it be less a conspiracy, because it'd be less embarrassing that they don't. it's like.

yeah, we just. we're just not good at this. i mean, we would have gotten more answers out of j. edgald hgor hoover than this gut >> well, you. terrible. i think you. you. theypoint. the point. >> they would they would prefer conspiracies over the conclusion because the conclusion is humiliatingd h they'd rather have is think there were 15 shooters and they were all tryiner thereg these or whatever. >> paul, you were in butler, and sylvania, but i mean not at the time of the shooting. >> so you're clear. thank you. ffair.but yeah, what what is yor takeaway from all of it? >> well, i mean, this was you know, it's amazing because it pushed at a high weight k about . but talk about a low rentsassin assassination attempt. the guy took a bicycleattempt t it. yes. you don't get too many presidential assassination attempts wherein, you know, they might have been training wheels. >> you kno he t havew, the thing is that we're talking to the wrong guy. >> all right. i thine wr k already intuits what happened. right. you got to lose it. alliance scenari ando. the guy did what he did. he recorded three times. he put up a drone, which is more than the service did. yeah. the guy we should be talking to is mallorca'sn

. t y that's cheadle's boss.th yeah. remember somethingss of ch was a national security event. all right. mallorca's designated. >> dhs has to designate that he approved. cheadl hee, head of the secret service, to go to aspen for the entire week of the rnc. here's the salient question. would you have approved that for the dnc appor? >> never. all right. she was there saturday, the day of the event, and she due to speak wednesday. that means she was going to be there the whole time. i'd likeg she's e e to see the . as a taxpayer, how many people went with you? what were your accommodations? how long were you going to stay? you know that they're going to be there for a whole week. >> the other thing is this was it happened. they started the service, started leakin they g against the locals, quote unquote. right. eric butler township pd, four guys on traffic duty. they weren't even in the event when they got the call over the radio that there was a threat, dropped everything and into the event. >> two of those guys are the ones who boosted one guy up. he leans over the top. that's why? crooks rushed a shot on the facts that i have right

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the violence comes later after t they are voted in. when the historyed are written about this moment, let record that we, the people united, mobilized and voted downt and this existential thret to democracy and freedom, that we continued the march for progress that weth mar the founy for a better future, and that wen sought to create a more perfect union. progress is possible. take marching in. she didn't crush a beer can honor head joe. wow. huh? yeah. she. they're in charge of educating children. you wonder why this country is completelchargen any after. g

>> yeah. if she were in charge of the lunch. ladies, you keep away from the tatee r. yeah, that reminds. yeah. like she is. this is.me she's a perfect advertisem*nt for home schooling. yeahschool. and if you saw her, you say, i'm going to homeschool my kids and i'm going to put a chair under the doorknob so she doesn't break in and eat my children. kn that'i woul homeschoos. >> yeah. you have to remember that people like her, they don't work for the schooloo they don't work for education. they don't work for your kids learning. thork. ey work for a union they're trying to squeeze as much juice for the people they represent. they don't carichee about orhisr history or democracy to any of that stuff. >> yeah, you know, catchor dem y with ranting about freedom. but this is the woman that just lied everybody to keep kids locked down so they didn't have to teach. >> dve right? yeah. you know, i've made mistakes. yeah, none of mine have hindered the developmenof millions of children, and that's. if i were kamala, i'd beildren >> yeah, i'm serious. i would not want this woman tea to be saying she's on my team. mm.ri i just.

does anybody have a good association with her? i think most people agree it was a bat people wasd thing to. to not. that's, in retrospect, school would have been a good idea, right? >> yeah, i would have been as muc h as i love compliments and i do love them. >> i don't want any frome them'f her norom hew, a compliment from wer is usually a bad it no it's bad. she >> paul, are you amazed that she is still the head of the union? she does this, by the way. she does these lunatic things almost once a year. a yeas she's like a like one oe hedgehogs instead of like, you know, they come out and they this one just screams, you're like a co*ckatoo. >> yeah. you know, those stories that we s yo paper where the kid ends up sleeping with the hot teacher? >> yeah. not much chance of out herr no e. >> wow. yeah, that's like video, ozempic. yeah, it really is. direction to take this. i feel i have to watchdersta

the video. >> i really feel it's the only way to go. yeahndth to go, she. look, that's a very line>> tha right there, right? if you can watch that ant'd your lunch, you're definitely voting for kamalre da because that's really where the that's the bright line, right? >> it's essentially parents step off. we have your nts step w. yeah. and that's really what it is. and remember something she came out of the o new york city schol system. >> she was she started here 35% and that's probably generous of new york city high aret leve at level from math yeah. ank yo you think that impresses the chinese? thanks a lot. all right. you know, thanks. thanks lot, randi. so that's what you're in for. and if that's what your kidsd you know, if that's what you want for your kids, that you want them turn out, they know how to t vote.e tuyou do >> you know, i think she really missed her calling in pro wrestling circles. okay. i'm going to stop you right now. i wouldn't know why. r hey, sir, i'm going to stop you right now. if i had any more alcohol this cup, i'd throw it on you, sir.

first of all, i want the namen a of son of a who wrote macho lea man. okay. because he wasve great. the crop he was the cream of the crop. he was the cream in the coffee. the only thing about her was t the fact that she's willing to wear this much weight aftere may. i don't mean much about time, but i do know that's a fashion poll. but the best part of this whole ridiculousness is the crowd did not go with. and when you speak and in even g, if you start movingd your arm, that means the crowd's moving in with you. >> who we winninisoving like yod fire him. >> she's like, yeah. the crowd's like, why is she doin, antce whg? and then she just keeps getting more fired up in a few moves. like i think we're supposed to clap. >> we and i even found myself going, i'm you doingt of like shequite is so excited. >> and she said,ex ab saluteothg silently. nothing. and to that point, something should not jiggle and move like that. >> jus some thit because she does move it'sarms almost the way kamala where it's like i have seen a human. >> yes, a human moves like thinu

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given the just stratospheric entrance of vice president kamala harris into the presidential campaign and she has now secured enough delegates to become nominee. you got to look real crazyre gog being on the other side of that line, particularly as a person of color. you don't want me over there. people on the crazy good dana like us. dana, i get why i love l.a. joy reid saying, you look crazy if you don't vote fooor. kamala is the strongest reason not to vote for kamala. crazy when a crazy person tellsrs you that something you're doing is crazyon telt someth. it's not crazy. it's why i ignored jeanine, which she tells me to stop trying on her culottes.

meanwhile, the finger snipping me in. keith olbermann accused the st. louis cardinals of being after they celebrateuse a homen or be thought they were mimicking trump's iconicicking t raised after he was shot. and so he diafted what.s any clinically insane person does and went on to call for the leaguee tothe, implode busch stadium and banned the players life, tweeting cardinals equal trump f the saintst. loui louis cardinals. >> i knosw. cucko >> so, kat, it's a very important question. who is more cuckoo? >> is it olberman or is it joy reid or is it a bush it's got to be joy reid because already on tv. yes. keith olbermann if he doesn't do this, we no one's talking about him ever. i think that the reason he does this, honestlyt the on reaso, iu keep talking about it on the show. >> it's true. about on thetantee a at leas minute or two on this show. >> if he just puts on his o bathrobe walks over and doessome

something and then go back is bed, this is all he hasthinoe and this is a great night for him. >> he's on t gv again. >> he's back. joy reid doesn't have to do this. i don' t why she does this. it's also i guess she's off team. i mean, she was auditioninga whl to be a biden for a while, right? boy, did she turn quickly. i'm we're not friends. yeah, exactly. she would stab you in the back so hard for like, so hard for biden. like, how could you say anything? and now she's like, yes, kabulyt of like, yes. >> what was the word to you? spectacular. it was something. >> it's not a word. craig stratus yeah, right. yeah, that is very cool. how many of those did she film? oh, 47 yes, i have a new word. stoop tastic. >> i think it's also hilarious . it's ironic. laughs funny how people project because if you like trump and by the way, i'll be standing on my sidewilln my g for the brothers and it's great we're going to barbecue is going to be phenomenaenomena

but this has always makes me laugh. >> so she's always accusing of trump being hitler and she's always accusing on the right of beingas things. >> but who's the one with the blond hair and the blue eyes and grouping groovin togetherr and making threats and saying things that aren't true and alli people know that sounds very to me. so who's wiedee asr oberman? i because mentally, i think he's messed up. this is who shmanne is. she's a racist, nasty lady. and because for whatever reason, the network cowards at. well, let somebody you don't need to spit hate to talkt ne about politics you don't need to call people . you're allowing her to do thisaz . this is arrogant. there's she can't do this in public because nobody watch . >> so like, this is this this is this is the face of racism and hate in this country. and i'm just wondering when enog white america is going to say enough of it because and get t her off her phone. >> paul, i think there's

some connective tissue between these two people in that neither of them probably have close friends becausey i all had close friends. they would do a wellness check, right? athey knock on go crazy. >> and he looks really sick because he does look reallysick bec loo sick he's noe he's not answering the phone, but they don't have friends to do that. well, they're both very bitter. right. and you sense maybe they were a couple of one point. >> yes. a lot. h definitely a lot of anger, a little competition. you know the thing about her that strikes me is that i don't think she understands men because she's saying essentially what biden said, which is if don't do what i say, you're not black, right? yeah. isd so you're sitting on the other side of that. you say it's like your wife telling you, okay, t likif you't drinking beer and watching football this weekend and as i say, you go out, you bite it k have a beer, so you're rested a couch, right? >> and that's it. soo th that's i people, i think, actually will react against that. they s olbermannl govern goes, he wants the federal government to take over

a baseball team. i don' ora bat. e fede right.ra he thinks this guy thinks the federal government can run e a baseball team that's going to compete with the new york yankees. okay. soh the new i don't think he quite understands what i'm not. he used to cover sports. i don't knowover what that's the thing. yeah, maybe maybe he got hit by a baseball. >> so i think we might be looking back on olbermann's tweelookt and go, wow, i guess he did give us a sign like, there'll be like total rampage, like in three years from now. and everybody's going to look at these tweets and they're going, oh, you knok thesew, covered this. >> we should have listened. it's a cry for helshould h p. yes. yeah. it's amazing. that is crazy. is joy reid's video was which look to me like almost like yovibe of a ransom note. yes. that's what someone would say to you and then say so if you want to see your child again, leave unmarked bills and dislocation. >> so you would say she's crazy. okay, who's crazier? she's still on tv, which olbermann is not. he's too crazy. >> even be on tv. same network, same network, msnbc. i mean, they were doing a dj

thing with the hand on the ear . i'm because, you know, i'd just do just the one ear so they can hear their parents tellingnd lih disappointed. >> and yeah, they do that. and that's a salute. >> the have a pretty welly welk known hand gesture. >> you're not workshopping new ones at baseball games. so he's out of his mind. yeah, well, they give us content. i thank them for that. up next, carville tells the dems to ge t real because it ain't a done deal. >> why do some things have to be so? dental we don't know either, stanley. m but at least when it comes to dental care, aspen dental 0%e makes getting new dentures and implants easier with the technology and expertise to give you the right fit and $0 down plus 0% interest ife paidn in full in 18 months, making things as simple as they should be, it's one more way. >> aspen dental is intire your cornementr.

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get out of hand always. i always say that. obviousl ahy but yeah, i mean, r i think it's going to be a tough race ahead. i think it's also going to bace don't know how you can not have the opinion that it's we just should not predicnt anything anymore. >> yeah. whenever something could happen i think i think he is tellingcr the democrats to slow their roll to phrase. >> i just came utor role p with it. it looks to me like democrats>>l told himoo to slow his roll because he wasn't allowed on the dem networks. weause were only seeing little streams from his home and then it was time for everyone tsto fall line and bend the kneh and it was a reluctant bend because you really want to seene tough sledding ahead. but i think in translating thatadut, he's like, it's the i' same you guys, you're pedaling the same. >> nothing's going to change. so he was politely trying to say, but he did fall in line becaus saye. an what he should have said was like, it's irrelevant. you deceive the american people. how are you going to fix that? that should not be. i don't understand that. if if trump'mp'sats team did th, i would be on here every night saying that i don't understandn

. you're not policing your own side. then don't say to us, yeah, i th is ridiculoussi d u like, but everyone bends the knee. and i thoughast he was one that would not. so i wish i was. when i saw this today, i was disappointedt and shockeduse he because i always often thought of him as a man of integrity. regardlesshought of politicalt e affiliations. but he bent the knee. knee. what do you say?>> w detective moreauha knew, that td leading democrat advisor wasn'et ? >> you know what saying is essentially this guys don't get, you know, you don't fall in love on vacatio.n with her ad and then go out and get the tattoos. and then like two weeks later, tas up, right?ge yeah. because we don't really know her. i mean, realisticallow her.ya four years is a generation in politics. she's donepolitics nothing for's four years. and so now this is the big coming out party right nownt . get it? it's the new car smell. you know, just ask willie brown. yeah, but sorry about that. but long way to go. and he say and essentially tapg.

the brakes and he's not wrong. >>ni fell in love on vacatio once. >> we don't want it. here we go. yeah, we don't want to. i feel like it's like rose on the golden about tell a story. i'll tell you what i'll save itn for after the show to veto. did you notice all the alcohol behind carville's bunker is well stocked? yes. yeah. yeah. he's like, look at that, man. yeah. he's, like, in a liquor store. >> yeah. i think if people kept askingmot me for democratic strategy, i might have a drinking problem, too. yeahicve a drig pr, i for it. >> well, to his partial credit, in early july, he did say biden's got to go. when some people were still saying no. d bide ahe was great, you know,t drool was shorting out the microphone and but he's right. >> you got to keep in mind, kamala has historically verys ao low approval rate for vice president, about over 90%ce pre of her staff has been turned over. her writers, her speechwritesi r has kept quitting. i think that's hilarious. imagine being former

speechwriter forformer kamala. >> you would not put that onur r your resume. yeah, that's like sayingesume. you were a sous chef at burger king. but -- but burger king is delicious. >> but joy reid. but joy reid saying, he sai you're crazy not to vote for kamala harris is a lot like gettin cog fired from kamala asa speechwriter. it means you were probably reallya sp? >> yeah. and they got rid of her. okay. first of all, they weren't >>s. scharar rid let's stop that. that's a gross mischaracterization. they're wine twisters. you goctt to get that last litte >> wg out the box, nobody shall right back for more than a decade, fauci has been a decade, fauci has been trusted agai and again. good. ask your doctor about first zika before revolution before america, before destiny came calling.

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